I have two words for you...ultra wanking!
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That was a ridiculous evening, am I right Aloysius?
Fucking bear traps.
Right-o Nickolaus! You thought you were dying…though you were doing drugs all night and drinking.
It was a grand night though, I think one I’ll remember for the rest of my life!
(Source: sipatin, via tothesquirrelsthen-nick-deactiv)
Lara watched as Alo admired her. She wasn’t going to make a big deal about it. He was awkward and that was comforting to her, it reminded her of JJ. He didn’t seem like some legitimate weirdo, just someone with lack of experience in the woman field. It seemed like this lot was always the type to pursue her, but it didn’t matter now. Raising an eyebrow as he rambled on about entrances, she watched him, her stare, and face unmoving. Pulling her arms tighter around her, she looked down at the jellybeans that were surrounding them. Letting out a laugh, she looked up. Something about him she liked, and thats why she hadn’t told him to shove off yet, but that didn’t necessarily mean she was going to let him close to her. ” Ah, yes, sweets.” She said nodding. ” Right.” Squinting her eyes amusedly, she glanced up at the clock. Ten minutes till clock out, that meant hide in the back room till she got cut, or, clock out early. Ten minutes, that wasn’t all that much. Holding her index finger up meaning for him to wait, she stalked off into the back room, unzipping her jump suit. Pulling it down over her shoulders, she pushed open the back room. Stepping out of the rest of the jump suit, she hung it and placed it in her locker. She hadn’t been expecting anyone, so she was only wearing jeans and a t-shirt, but it didn’t matter. She didn’t know the boy. Pulling out her cell phone she checked the time. Liam wouldn’t be bringing Albert back for another hour or so, which gave her some free time.
Walking back out through the back room doors, Lara was pleased to see Alo still waiting for her. She hadn’t thought of what they could do, or where they could go but that didn’t matter. Pulling out a bag she filled it with jelly beans, and handed it to Alo silently as she made her way to the door.
He got tongue tied when around beautiful women. It happened to the best of them, right? Well, that was what mother always told him when she spoke of him bringing home a nice woman. He stopped thinking about his mother when she spoke again. She had a nice voice, god he noticed the fucking oddest things about women. Shouldn’t he be looking at her tits like a normal guy? “Well you know the peppermint patties are just-” He noticed her finger wavering through the air and he raised his eyebrows, watching as she just walked away. “Delightful.” He finished his sentence, watching her walking up tot he room she had previously been in. He ruffled his orange hair, looking around. An elderly woman neared him asking about the candies and their prices. “Oh mam, I don’t work here.” He shoved his hands into his pockets after speaking. Then she just blankly stared at him and repeated her question. “Well fuck.” He muttered beneath his breathe before speaking again. “Erm…I think it’s a five piece for every large bag.” He shrugged again. She just walked away and he sighed, noticing Lara walking back down the stair case. “That was quick.” He said to himself as she approached. He watched her filling a bag up with jelly beans and he raised an eyebrow when she handed it to him. “Wait am I…..-” He looked around like he was caught doing something. She was walking away, he quickly caught up. “Lara.” He whispered loud enough for her to hear. “Shall I be stealing this?” He said before they left the store, nobody said anything to him. “Well that’s right.” He nodded, looking back at the entrance before noticing Lara walking with him. “Erm….want to see my van?” Fucking creepy as hell. “Erm….” He sighed, shaking his head as he looked down and then back over at her. “I mean…It’s like a motor home sort of. I drive it though, it’s neat. We can go get some fish and chips or something.” He shrugged again, reaching into the bag and grabbing some jelly beans to shove into his mouth.
(Source: yourgingerfarmboy, via busybeehannah)
I’m actually here for the time being lol.<3
Replying.
*AHEM, BROMANCE AHEM AHEM*
And the bromance. YOU NEVER REPLIED TO COOK!
(Source: busybeehannah)
I’m actually here for the time being lol.<3
Replying.
(Source: busybeehannah)
Lara was having a boring day at work. Nothing really happened here, and it became even more boring once JJ and Thomas went off to Uni, leaving her to rot. Walking around the candy aisles aimlessly, her supervisor caught her attention and told her she needed to do some inventory checks. Sighing, she nodded her head, she’d only had about an hour before her shift cut out. Hopefully the extra side work would make the time slip by faster than it already wasn’t. Making her way up the stairs into the office that overlooked the store, she opened the door and went over to the desk picking up a clipboard. The desk was messy, so she’d had to throw some papers aside before spotting the inventory check list. Instead of going downstairs and down the aisles she figured she’d had enough experience here, and a good enough memory to be able to remember all the numbers. As she began the check, Lara took a good look down at the store beneath her. Seeing an old woman at the front of the store greet a redheaded boy, that she was sure she’d seen before, she squinted her eyes in concentration as she tried to remember the name. Oh that’s right, Alo. She’d told him to stop by, he’d actually shown earlier than she thought he would. Going back to her work, she checked off a few more boxes, feeling eyes on her. Ignoring them, she checked off more boxes, before looking up and scanning the aisle as she tried to remember the stock number for the condensed milk. She hadn’t a clue.
Just as she was about to walk out of the office and go back on the floor to check she heard a commotion coming from the floor below. Looking up she saw Alo who’d obviously just dropped a bag of sweets, swearing at an elderly woman behind him. That’s odd he doesn’t seem the type. Watching as the boy made a complete ass out of himself, and even fell down, Lara folded her arms and let out a laugh before reaching over and making an announcement on the overhead. ” Cleanup on Aisle 8.” She said before laughing and leaning back inspecting the scene. Dropping the clipboard on the desk, she made her way down to the main floor again, walking over to aisle eight. ” Well, you definitely made an entrance and got my attention, isn’t that what you wanted?” She said smirking as she folded her arms across her chest and looked up at the taller boy.
As he felt the wind was knocked out of him he sighed, feeling the jelly beans beneath his back. The woman just walked by. He had been worried about her safety and the woman left him there? Wow, fuckers those elderly women are. When he heard a lovely voice ringing over the intercom he began laughing. Clean up on aisle eight. He rose to his feet, watching as someone neared him with a broom, he quickly moved out of the way. What the fuck was he thinking? He had gotten so caught up in how pretty the woman was that he lost focus of what he had been doing. When she stood in front of him now he laughed at her comment, “That’s me, Alo, I make the entrances of all entrances.” What the fuck? He asked himself, giving himself a mental slap to the face. She looked good even in her work uniform. It was odd that he couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Women he usually knew he would never get with, he didn’t take the time to observe but he was now. Why? “I erm..” He trailed off, ruffling his hair as he looked over at her. “I like the sweets. You know? The peppermints and stuff, that’s quite nice.” what the fuck are you doing Alo?
(Source: yourgingerfarmboy, via busybeehannah)
Alo hadn’t been having too productive of a summer. It seems that his best mate Rich was too busy shagging his wife at every hour of the day and night meaning he was left to find something else to do. He had been hanging out with Nick Levan. A jock he had recently become close friends with. Getting into a fun and close relationship with someone new was always exciting for Alo. He needed friends around or his life would be complete shit. The farm was up and running again thanks to the hard work that Alo had put in for the sake of his father. Who was on bed rest from the heart attack that Alo caused him to have after throwing a huge rager at the farm. Not his brightest idea but it was a fun time.
He had been online, about to use the ultra wank when he saw someone online. A pretty blonde woman that he had not seen before. Apparently she lived in Bristol and he knew that because she worked somewhere called Hancocks. It was where his mother went to buy their goods on occasion. But he had never been sent there. The girl’s name was Lara. She was quite beautiful actually. Really beautiful and he was interested. /he was always interested in girls though. Alo was a virgin and he was almost positive that he would always be a virgin. Although, Rich was his best mate and he found someone who wanted to shag him so maybe he had a chance. I don’t care if they are one legged, dead hermaphrodites. I need some sex. He had said that to his best mate. At times he could be deseperate but he was never that way in front of women.
He was going to go to Hancocks because well…Lara had kind of invited him over there. He grabbed his black skinny jeans and pulled them up his already thin legs until they reached his hips. Finding his green polo shirt he put it on and followed with his blue suspenders. Whatever was around the room right? He found his boots and then noticed his ultra wank was on. He laughed and tapped the top of the screens. “Bye ultra wank.” He grabbed some spliff, shoving it into his back pocket beside his wallet. When he walked down stairs his mum was sitting at the table writing things down on a notepad. “Going out mum…” He said while trailing off. She was still angry with him about the happenings of the day he threw the party. He ruffled his hair, looking over at her. “Taking the van so…I’ll be back in a while.” He grabbed the keys off of the counter and then leaned over and kissed her cheek, walking outside to the van.
As he drove down the street he placed the spliff between his lips, lighting it while keeping one hand on the steering wheel. He needed something that was going to calm him down when he got to see Lara. Girls never showed interest in him, it’s some kind of ginger curse. When he got to Hancocks he parked beside a prius. Probably David Blood, mother fucker. Looking at the building as people walked in and out he sighed, blowing the smoke into the air. “Fuck it.” He removed the keys from the ignition and walked out of the van, making his way toward the entracnce. Some old woman greeted him with a crooked smile. “Good morning madame.” He said while smiling. Walking past her he saw that it was just what she had said, a warehouse. He noticed the workers seemed sluggish like they didn’t want to be there. Alo stopped in the candy section of the warehouse, seeing gobs of it everywhere. He was scooping some jellybeans into a bag when he saw a girl standing in a room above the main floor. She was blonde, really pretty. It was Lara, wow. He accidentally let the handle slip, causing jelly beans to spill everywhere. “Shit!” He said loudly as he noticed an elderly woman behind him. “No, no no.” He said loudly. When he went to grab her he slipped onto his back. “Oh shit.” He yelled out breathlessly.
where are my mates at?
Farm is fucking boring!
ooc: I’m making an OC, with Colton haynes as the FC, and I was thinking, to fit him into the story, he could work at Alo’s parent’s farm. Would this idea be cool with you?
OOC: Yeah that’d be cool!
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